and then

I was in a store and a guy was telling me how amazing glue sticks are, like how innovative new technologies chicken doodles.
And I was like ya I know about glue sticks
and he was like oh if you want a double adhesive though, use this too
and he pulled out a $9 bottle of rubber cement, and I was like
uh ya I know about that and $9 is too much

so I found Sharon standing by the candy and told her about the bottle
and she said (in a Chex voice) Oh ya I'm not paying $9 for rubber cement